well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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