I am full of burrito and curiosity
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I understand Curling. That high.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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