I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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