Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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