YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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