You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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