I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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