I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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