New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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