Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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