**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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