"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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