woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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