I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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