at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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