a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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