hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
