hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I bet he comes in French.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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