At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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