pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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