I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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