your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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