thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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