if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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