Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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