Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
