Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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