I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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