so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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