Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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