I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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