it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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