And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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