I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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