I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she peed on how many people?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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