question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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