I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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