Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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