on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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