not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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