Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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