that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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