Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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