Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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