i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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