It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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