its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Pooping to opera.
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