honey bunches of taint.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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