Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Your dad touched me again.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
