Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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