Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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