Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Randomize
