so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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