That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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